Why the sheet exists

Measured 10 September 2026, NVDA on this chain had 140,497 holders and an average position of about $135. One share was $226.51. Most of those wallets cannot reach a whole one alone.

SPCX, SPY, GLD tell the same story. Three hundred thousand-odd positions, nearly all of them fractional, on a chain whose product surface is built for people with size. A holder with $135 has no product at all today.

MUSTER is the call that gathers people into one place before anything happens. Ten of them fill a sheet. One transaction buys at one price. Everyone goes home with their own fraction.

It is allowed to be a little charming. The bar is supposed to be visible from across a room. A sheet with eight of ten filled should make you want to be the ninth.